Me and My Boss
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
Saturday, 9 May 2009
Me and My Boss
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The bosss is always right. 2 If the boss is wrong see rule 1. 3. If you still think that the boss is wrong, read para 2 in conjunction with para 1 by Hamid Malik
ReplyDeleteExcellent Thing...be a Boss...
ReplyDeletehow about sending this to ur bosses and let see their reaction, could be nasty becarefull
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