Saturday, 9 May 2009

The Perfect Husband...

The Perfect Husband...

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure...go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '£70,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last
year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It
really is a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:

'Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?'



1 comments:

  1. Here's where that came from...funny commercial:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUOtFkH03Mo

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