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Why

2011-07-14T01:51:00.000-07:00

Why .....do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM

The Phone Call

2010-06-11T07:26:00.000-07:00

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mummy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,** **Right now.'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I

read with an Italian accent

2010-02-11T09:39:00.000-08:00

She tell'a me everyone wanna fock. I tell'a her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you son'a ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to room'a in'a hotel and there is no sheits on'a my bed. I call'a the manager and tell'a him I wanna sheit. He tell'a me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna

LITTLE JOHNNY...

2010-02-03T04:22:00.000-08:00

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the

New Seatbelt Law...Urgent Pls pass on

2010-02-03T03:47:00.000-08:00

New Seat Belt LawThis becomes effective May 1 2010. The Federal Road Safety Commission has done extensive Testing on a newly Designed Seat Belt.Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%when the belt is properly installed.Correct Installation is illustrated below...Please pass on to family and friends. THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE! This can really save lives and lower blood

Alternative Solution To Mask For Swine Flu

2009-08-20T06:53:00.000-07:00

To Mask for Swine FluThe best mask of all….Its easily available in case of emergency…..if you do not have one you know where to find one....:)

LET US EVALUATE HOW MEDIA PORTRAYS MUSLIMS?

2009-07-03T13:06:00.000-07:00

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